Hi everyone, sorry that I have been gone. I hadn’t felt very inspired lately to blog about anything of any importance. But NOW I am. A lot has happened in the past couple months. Hmm… let’s contemplate on these said subjects and other various topics while we inhale a bowel of Golden Grahams.
1. I love Golden Grahams. They tasty, mmmmm.
2. That reminded me of the Golden Girls for some reason.
3. And that reminded me of Betty White! Oh gosh, Betty rocks. I saw You Again this past weekend, it is super cute and a must see date movie… although I went alone… *cough*LOSER*cough*
4. Working for Nordstroms Rack has been very interesting and a wonderful experience. It has been HARD WORK. All my past experience in retail has nothin’ on it.
5. I got to play with the designer shoes today. I started to drool over a pair of Kate Spade heels and began to moan and squeal over a pair of Badgley Mishaka pumps. [My name is Lauren… and I have a problem.]
6. Ughhhh… I need to go to bed like in 5 minutes. I’m an old man at heart and I have to get my beauty sleep because I have work at 7 am.
7. I bought a TV the other day. My old roommate moved out and took the TV and my other roommate demands that I help pay for the cable… when I didn’t have a TV? So I had to get a TV. I’m blonde at heart and I am having great difficulty putting it together. I NEED TO WATCH GOSSIP GIRL, DAMN IT.
8. I need to clean up my vocabulary, don’t tell my mother that.
9. Mom, if you’re reading this– Sorry.
10. Speaking of linguistics, since living in LA, I noticed I have been talking “differently.” I don’t know how to explain it, but I sound like I’m Southern and I know how to make a mean batch of fried chicken and creme corn. I kinda like it.
11. I have a project due in my Fashion Merchandising class soon. I was going to do it on fashion shows, but I’m changing my mind… I’ll keep you posted.
12. I should be telling you about what I have been learning about in my Fashion Merchandising class! I’ll save that for the next post…
13. #nowplaying Michael and Janet Jackson– Scream
14. What should I wear to work tomorrow? I need to mix it up.
15. I’ve been having luck in the love department lately. [blushes and changes topics]
16. I’m in the mood to eat something incredibly bad and delicious.
17. Why am I not asleep yet???? I’m going to be a bitch in the morning lol. [Repeat #8]
18. ALEXANDER MCQUEEN SPRING 2011 IS AMAZING. Did I need to yell that? YES I DID.
Sarah Burton [took over for McQueen] IS A GENIUS.
Hellooooooo? Is it not obvious how amazing every single piece of this collection is? [shakes head in disbelief.] I cannot believe that such masterpieces even exist!
Wow. I get emotional over fashion a little too easily. Somebody, QUICK– Hand me an Ambien.